Every home with a pet is a crime scene waiting to happen. What follows is real photographic evidence: 27 suspects caught red pawed, still at the scene, and absolutely not sorry. No case was too small, no cushion too innocent. The jury may find them guilty on all counts, but the sentence always gets reduced to belly rubs.
1. The Teddy Never Stood A Chance:
2. I Am The Update Your Computer Needed:
3. Officer, The Pillow Exploded On Its Own:
4. Sir, This Counter Is Now My Property:
5. Caught Red Cupped:
6. The Flowers Were Delicious, Thanks For Asking:
7. The Mud Came Home With Me, Deal With It:
8. Follow The Evidence Trail…
9. …It Leads Straight To The Suspect:
10. Laptop Warmer, Reporting For Duty:
11. I Have No Idea Who Spilled Dinner Everywhere:
12. The Suspect Has Gone Into Hiding:
13. We Saw Nothing. We Know Nothing.
14. One Flip Flop? Tragic Accident, Officer:
15. The Stove Was Warm And I Regret Nothing:
16. It Was Like This When We Got Here:
17. The Flour Bag Attacked First:
18. The Garden Needed Redecorating At 2 AM:
19. If I Cannot See Her, She Cannot See Me:
20. This Magazine Had It Coming:
21. I Reorganized The Cabinet. You Are Welcome.
22. Your Shoelaces Were A Threat To Us All:
23. These Shoes Are My Size Now:
24. How Did I Get Up Here? No Comment.
25. The Sign Says Naughty Dog. I Cannot Read.
26. I Live Inside The Couch Now:
27. Refrigerate After Opening:
Case closed. Which of these tiny criminals deserves the maximum sentence of extra treats? Drop the case number that made you laugh the hardest in the comments, and send this lineup to a friend whose pet clearly belongs on it.
Photos: Ask Chewie, Average Jane, BuzzFarmers, Cindy Funk, Editor B, Emery_Way, Lisa Zins, Meggito, OakleyOriginals, an iconoclast, cynthiacloskey, docoverachiever, drew_anywhere, drothamel, faster panda kill kill, harbortrees, jonkriz, jurvetson, k.steudel, kevin dooley (CC BY, via Flickr and Openverse); one image is public domain.
